Are you the type who loves messing with the authority? If yes, then here's some new ideas. If not, then it's time to try something new:
1. "Where'd you buy that cool uniform?"
2. "I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer."
3. If you get pulled over, say "I swear to drunk I'm not god."
4. When he/she talks to you, pretend to be deaf. Ask them "Can you speak louder? Sorry, I still can't hear you." Get them to stand directly beside you and yell in your ear. Then say "You don't have to yell! I'm right beside you!"
5. Keep forgetting things. Tell them "Sorry, I have short-term memory loss. You're going to have to bear with me."
6. Bride them with donuts.
7. If you have to sign a ticket, scratch your butt first. Then use the same hand to pick up his/her pen.
8. Leer at his badge and say "Where'd you get that badge? Summer camp?"
9. Walk by them and mutter "morons."
10. Try to rent their uniform for a costume party.
11. Ask them if they get discounts when buying donuts. Ask them "Can you buy a box for me? I'll love you forever."
12. Say "Isn't freedom great? I just got out of prison last week."
13. Say "Wanna hear the never-ending song? It goes like this..."
14. Speak in a different accent every sentence.
15. Ask them if they want to see your tangazanga.
16. Say "Hey, I remember you! Aren't you the one who arrested my mom last week?.....Please make sure she stays locked up."
17. Ask them a bunch of stupid questions about what's legal and what's not legal. ("Is it legal to paint my room Terrorist Green?"etc.)
18. Ask them how long will you be arrested for slapping a police officer.
19. Walk up to a cop and whisper in their ear "Listen closely. See that guy over there? Yeah, that guy! Yeah... I saw him eating expired donuts the other day. EXPIRED!"
20. "Hey jackass. I mean, hello Sir. Can you tell me the closest way to the supermarket?"
21. Walk up to a cop and say "Hey, you're the officer that arrested me last year. Yeah...good times eh?"
22. Call the officer "Clyde" even though it's not their name. If they correct you, apologize. Keep calling them Clyde.
23. Ask them if they can drive you home because you're tired and part of the community. Isn't it their job to help the community?
Warning: May get you arrested.
1. "Where'd you buy that cool uniform?"
2. "I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer."
3. If you get pulled over, say "I swear to drunk I'm not god."
4. When he/she talks to you, pretend to be deaf. Ask them "Can you speak louder? Sorry, I still can't hear you." Get them to stand directly beside you and yell in your ear. Then say "You don't have to yell! I'm right beside you!"
5. Keep forgetting things. Tell them "Sorry, I have short-term memory loss. You're going to have to bear with me."
6. Bride them with donuts.
7. If you have to sign a ticket, scratch your butt first. Then use the same hand to pick up his/her pen.
8. Leer at his badge and say "Where'd you get that badge? Summer camp?"
9. Walk by them and mutter "morons."
10. Try to rent their uniform for a costume party.
11. Ask them if they get discounts when buying donuts. Ask them "Can you buy a box for me? I'll love you forever."
12. Say "Isn't freedom great? I just got out of prison last week."
13. Say "Wanna hear the never-ending song? It goes like this..."
14. Speak in a different accent every sentence.
15. Ask them if they want to see your tangazanga.
16. Say "Hey, I remember you! Aren't you the one who arrested my mom last week?.....Please make sure she stays locked up."
17. Ask them a bunch of stupid questions about what's legal and what's not legal. ("Is it legal to paint my room Terrorist Green?"etc.)
18. Ask them how long will you be arrested for slapping a police officer.
19. Walk up to a cop and whisper in their ear "Listen closely. See that guy over there? Yeah, that guy! Yeah... I saw him eating expired donuts the other day. EXPIRED!"
20. "Hey jackass. I mean, hello Sir. Can you tell me the closest way to the supermarket?"
21. Walk up to a cop and say "Hey, you're the officer that arrested me last year. Yeah...good times eh?"
22. Call the officer "Clyde" even though it's not their name. If they correct you, apologize. Keep calling them Clyde.
23. Ask them if they can drive you home because you're tired and part of the community. Isn't it their job to help the community?
Warning: May get you arrested.
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